Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Look who's on telly!

Philippa and I went up to Hampstead this morning to get some photos done, and check out this beauty!



It's the first ultrasound scan of our little kid who is now about 7cm long from the top of his head to the bottom of his, ahem, bottom. He has his hand in front of his chin in this photo, warding off the paparazzi, but you can see the little critter's profile clearly enough! He's 13 weeks and 5 days old, and is due for his first public appearance on 3rd March next year.

And yes, that's 'he' and 'his'. In the words of Homer Simpson: 'It's a little baby boy ... and what a boy!'

We had pretty much decided to find out what sex the baby is, but weren't expecting to be able to tell at least until the second scan at about 20 weeks, but as soon as the camera was on this little exhibitionist, he promptly did a handstand and wiggled his wangle for all to see. The ultrasound operator practically blushed.

Rather than call it an 'it', or 'Cletus' (as in Cletus the fetus, not Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel), we've been calling it Larry, as in happy as. Philippa reckons that she knew it was a boy all along but I had no idea whatsoever, even though I couldn't resist teasing her that I thought it would be twin boys.

They say its harder for men to get used to the idea of parenthood in the early stages of a pregnancy: after all there's not that much to see from the outside, especially in the first trimester, and our bodies don't get all bolshie and take over from us and make us tired all the time and eat weird things. Like retiring to the bath armed with potato crisps, dried mango and goats cheese for instance. Not mentioning any names of course...

Until now it has all been a little theoretical for me, even though I've been swotting up with the ridiculously detailed and somewhat over prescriptive 'What to Expect when your Expecting' book as well as Kaz Cooke's great little tome which is a lot more down-to-earth. In Australia it's called
Up the Duff, but they sell it in the UK as the Rough Guide to Pregnancy. Go figure.

So it was totally brilliant to see little Larry on the telly at Royal Free Hospital, dancing and waving for the camera. I had no idea little 3 month babies can move so much - he was waving his arms and legs and rolling all about. We could see his limbs and heartbeat and his skeleton and head.

They say he's in good nick - he's the right size and the tests they do at this stage are all A-OK.

And don't worry - he won't actually be called Larry. That's just a working title to put people off the scent while we think up a real name for him.

Our next chance to see him will be in October. Can't hardly wait.

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Preparing for Emergencies

I felt really left out when I didn't get my own copy of that classic Aussie comic novella 'Be Alert but not Alarmed' distributed by the Howard government last year.

But finally the UK government has cottoned onto the positive ratings potential of releasing their own summer blockbuster along the same lines as the original Aussie effort. It's called 'Preparing for Emergencies, what you need to know' and has some great gags in it like 'Terrorist bomb attacks mostly happen in public places, especially where people gather or travel'.



And now some web prankster has also cottoned on, and published the preparingforemergencies.co.uk website for the Department of Vague Paranoia, including invaluable advice in case of zombie attack and alien invasion.

Be prepared, citizen!

Wednesday, June 30, 2004

John Howard Lies

Those of you disgruntled with Australia's glorious leader need to read this website: John Howard Lies.

Monday, June 21, 2004

Camera phones rock

Despite the fact that it is probably the most surveilance-intensive place on earth, the tube still manages to function as a great graffiti site.

One of my favourite campaigns was also one of the simplest - someone had taken a big thick marker pen and scrawled 'You don't need this' over ads for all kinds of consumer goods. Maybe they got caught because I haven't seen any of those for quite a while.

Here's a current one , obviously from a well prepared graffitologist, in the lifts at Covent Garden tube station.



What's that? You can't read the voice bubble?



I have no idea who or what the HCD is either...

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Political Compass

If you have 5 minutes to spare, this interesting-ish little quiz will reveal where you sit on the politcal compass.

My result is allegedly in the same neighborhood where Ghandi, Nelson Mandela and the Dalai Lama would also live, though I very much doubt that any of them ever did this quiz...



Friday, June 11, 2004

An oldie but a goody...

Oh no, what's that strange ball of fire in the sky?? Aaargh!

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Reenacted by Bunnies

The Shining in 30 seconds reenacted by bunnies

Wednesday, March 03, 2004

NationMaster.com - Where Stats Come Alive!

Are you feeling geeky in an economicsy data-pornish kind of way?

Friend, you need to visit NationMaster.com the website where stats come alive!

It sounds dreadful but it is truly fascinating.

Did you know that:

* The best indicator of innovation and technological achievement is GDP per capita, edging out the number of R&D personnel and time in education.

* Corrupt countries tend to lack technology.

* Countries where young women work tend to have a lot of old women working as well.

* Secondary school enrollment is inversely proportionate to the proportion of population under 14. The plot shows no outliers.

* The best predictor of motor vehicles per capita is the country's wealth back in 1973. Newly rich countries don't buy cars quite as much?

* Gender development is the best predictor all up. Better than GDP per capita and population. It's much better than the most predictive measure of the difference between rich and poor.

You can look up just about statistic for any country, and it will give you some pretty good data, and also offers a bunch of correlations for each statistic that you would never dream of looking up.

Better go get myself a glass of water, I'm feeling all hot around the collar...

Monday, February 16, 2004

Ginklozo template

Hi gang, we finally managed to post a big bunch of pics from our Barga trip way back in September last year. They are in the Photos section.

Enjoy!

Friday, January 09, 2004

Dirkon - The Paper Camera

OK, I know I should be studying, but I swear I'm only having a 5 min coffee break and look what I found!

An authentic Czech communist era fake SLR cardboard pinhole camera!



In today's namby-pamby mass manufactured me-too auto focus digi phone camera world, I find that one really needs the authentic retro street cred that only a hand fashioned genuine fake Czech cardboard pinhole SLR film camera can deliver.

Now all I need is a plasticine Trabant and I'll really have arrived...

Retro communism. It's the new urban techno I tells ya...